does not a chef make

one of those days where you feel like a peach bellini in a world full of winter candy apples

westbor0baptistchurch:

when your orgasm isn’t that great

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lindsaylohangmyself:

weloveshortvideos:

me

when he finally sends that dick pic 

Britney 2007 
a study in charcoal

Britney 2007 

a study in charcoal

fivegum:

I love myself

fivegum:

I love myself

ink-piss:

Please send pictures of every other man you’ve slept with so I know where I rank.