does not a chef make

ink-piss:

Please send pictures of every other man you’ve slept with so I know where I rank.

asking brandy what time her meet and greet starts

mattheww:

versacepromises:

asking brandy what time her meet and greet starts

I give up.

3,769 plays

reblog 4 kimye wedding

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niggasandcomputers:

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

communismkills:

I won something!

u always look like u just snitched on somebody



The prize look like he got snitched on. He facing 25-Life

niggasandcomputers:

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

communismkills:

I won something!

u always look like u just snitched on somebody

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The prize look like he got snitched on. He facing 25-Life

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beyoncesupremacy:

bottomprivilege:

Did you know? In 2005, fresh off the release of her triple-zirconium debut album Concrete Rose, noted studio backup vocalist Ashanti set a historical precedent for artists who are LGBTQ activists. She pledged not to release another #1 single, or release any single which charted on the Billboard 100 at all, until all of her gay fans in all 50 states are able to get married to the vers or vers top that they truly love. Almost ten years later and she has not reneged on her promise to the LGBTQ community! Isn’t she brave?

I dropped my phone half way down the stairs holy shiiiit

beyoncesupremacy:

bottomprivilege:

Did you know? In 2005, fresh off the release of her triple-zirconium debut album Concrete Rose, noted studio backup vocalist Ashanti set a historical precedent for artists who are LGBTQ activists. She pledged not to release another #1 single, or release any single which charted on the Billboard 100 at all, until all of her gay fans in all 50 states are able to get married to the vers or vers top that they truly love. Almost ten years later and she has not reneged on her promise to the LGBTQ community! Isn’t she brave?

I dropped my phone half way down the stairs holy shiiiit

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howswally:

when your friends ask how the first date went

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dirudo:

when he asks me if I swallowed

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